Don't Diss Christmas Diss christmas

by Snowdune Feat. Mike O'Brien

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Fun Charity Christmas song for 2013 with all profits this year going to children's charity. Please buy, and spread the word. Everyone involved (including the writers and performers) have done it free of charge - the only costs taken out will be small fees from Bandcamp.

NOTE: This is currently available for free download as the Charity venture is over (for now).

www.snowdune.co.uk/dont-diss-christmas-dis-christmas/

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Finlay: It’s Christmas time!

Mike: Oh Blimey

Michelle: Merry Christmas

Mike: Not today thanks

Michelle: Have you got any plans for the festive season?

Mike: Merry Christmas? Plans? Festive season? Absolutely not!

It’s a complete waste of time I’m having none of it this year
I’m gonna lock my door on December the 1st and I’m not coming out ’til the coast is clear
I’ll be warming up, a tin of beans on my own this Christmas Day
The carol singers and the well-wishers had better stay away

Finlay: No don’t say that

Chorus: (Christmas lovers)

Don’t diss Christmas
Don’t diss Christmas
Don’t diss Christmas, dis Christmas

Mike:

It’s a complete waste of money, well I’ll not be spending mine
My wallet’s staying firmly shut all through this Christmas time
I don’t need retail therapy, I’m alright as I am
Christmas? Aghhh! It’s nothing but an advertising scam

Chorus:

Don’t diss Christmas
Don’t diss Christmas
Don’t diss Christmas, dis Christmas

Don’t diss Christmas
Don’t diss Christmas
Don’t diss Christmas, dis Christmas

Mike:

It’s overblown and overrated – totally exaggerated
We over-eat and over-spend it drives me right around the bend
The whole palaver’s simply wrong
Why do we drink and sing along as Slade all sing that stupid song?

Dan: DON’T! DISS! CHRISTMAS!

Chorus:

Don’t diss Christmas
Don’t diss Christmas
Don’t diss Christmas, dis Christmas

Don’t diss Christmas
Don’t diss Christmas
Don’t diss Christmas, dis Christmas

Mike:

It’s a complete sham – hypocrisy, well I’m not joining in
And any cards I get this year will go straight in the bin
Peace on earth? Don’t make me laugh – good will to all men? Yeah!
I’ve heard it all before mate – to be honest I don’t care

Christmas lovers

We wish you, a merry Christmas
And a happy new year
We wish you, a merry Christmas
And a happy new year

We wish you, a merry Christmas, and a happy, new year

Mike: (reluctantly) …Go on then.

© Mike O’Brien Andy Trigg 2013

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released November 26, 2013
Created written and performed by Andy Trigg | Mike O'Brien

Additional voices and singers on chorus - my friends and family and some Facebook friends

* Mastered for free by Jon Astley

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Snowdune UK

Snowdune is Sheffield / Rotherham (UK) based musician, Andy Trigg, creating a diverse range of music. Producing and writing many solo tunes but also writing and producing with or for many local musicians.

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